Science Exam

Q: Name the four seasons.
A*: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
* **Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
* A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
* **Q: How is dew formed?
* A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
* **Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
* A: Keep it in the cow.
* Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
* A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
* Q: What are steroids?
* A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
* Q: What happens to your body as you age?
* A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental
* Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
* A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
* Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
* A: Premature death.
* Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? ( e.g., abdomen)
* A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.
* Q: What is the fibula?
* A: A small lie.
* Q: What does 'varicose' mean?
A: Nearby.
* Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarian Section.'
* A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome.
* Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?'
* A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight